hyperbole and a half

I. AM. a Fan. of.

HYPERBOLE AND A HALF.

:D

www.hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

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A tribute to Mr. Ong Kim Koon.

I shall remember you

as the person who saved strangers' lives without obligation

even though it meant risking your own neck.

I'm devastated that this world lost another one of its good inhabitants.

However, I'm sure there are hidden samaritans out there too.

Thus, my objective to treat everyone right.

as right as i can do. ="3

but i don't have enough time to do so.

i've been over looking things that i notice,

having mood swings for no apparent reason,

okay, there is a reason,

i'm officially undergoing my teenage phase now.

i think. >.<"

Lalala :3

Just felt the need to blog.

Even though i have no doubt that this act i'm doing,

typing out words that appear on the laptop's screen,

is actually a lunatic's way of talking to herself. >.<"

my dear friend,

i find the library a nice place to be at,

when you forgo the coldness and people in there.

I just read the newspaper today.

it felt as though i was flexing my brain neurons for the first time, in a long long time.

okay, i admit it, i'm exaggerating. XD

What's with the world these days?

People not sleeping,

People walking around like zombies,

People getting sick,

People afraid of getting sick.

In conclusion, queer ducks are all around me.

Eh? I'm one of the ducks too. =.="

I find that i'm missing Trini and Shary a lot.

I wonder what are they doing right now?

Sleeping, most probably.

I have a question bugging me:

Why do educated people act like village folks?

there's no point in further education,

when in reality, we're regressing quite a bit.

might as well just sit in the paddy fields,

looking at them as they turn from green to gold,

every single day.

at least then, no harm would be caused.

Newton's 3rd Law: no trigger no consequence.

but still, the world would be at a stand-still forever then.

and people would be looking at each other with blank expressions...

okay, i know i'm going way back into the stone age already.

so i better stop myself before i humiliate my brain even more.

ciao. :3

at the pantry

Joce was reading at the pantry today.

unfortunately, my radar sensed her,

and thus, her studying session was disrupted.

we were yapping non- stop.

i forgot the contents.

if there were anything significant at all. >.<"

after some time, i wanted to go away.

i got up.

joce got up too.

and guess what, or rather whom we saw from the pantry?

someone we knew!

with another person that was quite intimate with the mentioned person.

and we craned our necks.

like we were having our one and only shot at looking at a baboon.

the person looked up all of a sudden.

i safely presume, that we, were caught red handed.

both of us agilely ducked out of view.

unable to resist the temptation,

we peeked again.

this time i felt as though

joce and i were akin to aunties busy- bodying,

prying into other people's business.

we thought that the person wouldn't look up again.

but the person did look up, again,

only to catch us staring intently yet again.

quickly, we shortened our necks... like what tortoises do,

and slipped down the wall like melted butter.

crap. XD.

the recovery stage

due to certain circumstances and symptoms,

i was convinced that i was going crazy.

therefore, i started stalking puroter.

i went on facebook, msn messenger and skype. gtalk even.

finally after a day's worth of hunting,

puroter was seen. and caught.

XD

and there i went,

ranting about my stubborn brain and its laziness.

about its kiasu-ness and fears.

i yapped and yapped... and yapped.

fortunately, old wise puroter gave some sound advice

that brought me back to the realms of sanity.

quote from puroter:

STOP

THINKING ABOUT

WHAT YOU CAN'T DO,

OR HOW HARD IT IS.

JUST DO IT.

i was awed by the words that appeared on the screen.

and at that particular instant,

i believed i could fly. ^0^

any ways, i love you, puroter.

a lot a lot a lot.

puroter:

thou art the sun,

illuminating the world;

hath we lose you,

all appears grey as the stormy sky

forms droplets of needles.

okay. i have no idea what i'm talking about.

but rest be assured that I AM BACK.

:DDDD

another quote from puroter:

the only way to live

is to NEVER GIVE UP.

aja- aja fighting puroter!

i will always stand by you.... behind you.. in front of you...? XD

the black hole syndrome.

i think i have issues.

for some reason, i have switched off my room lights,

and am typing in the dark.

is this a pre- craziness symptom,

i wonder... ... 0o0

i find that i contradict myself a lot.

my brain, my own brain,

doesn't follow my heart's commands.

what sort of a brain are you, brain?!

listen to me!!!

i've been bugging myself.

my brain's been bugging me.

this is my current situation.

guilt from not having finished revising,

guilt for not being happy enough to study,

guilt from whacking vanilla ice- cream with shandy, dark chocolates and wafers,

guilt for wasting so much time trying to entertain myself,

but failing to do so.

i don't want to be an adult. *^*.

Hehe.

so yeap,

i changed my blog's skin.

thought of what my friend said.

finally decided to make this more "ME".

:") hopefully it doesn't pose much pain to your eyes.

drew this at around 10.

with just one motive.

to make a person happy.

p.s: i find it quite pretty.

suspicion.

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i feel as though a parasite has invaded me.

turning me void, of soul and myself.

i look at people.

i still am able to see that they, too, face problems.

but somehow, i now lack the initiative to comfort.

too self- absorbed in my own blues.

or rather, not thinking at all.

this is rather an unsightly outcome.

i don't want to be like this.

thus, i shall prevent myself from becoming a pig-headed person.

stop, shalenee. stop.

stop this seemingly unstoppable transformation.

become shalenee back again.

it can't be that hard to be yourself, can it?

:3

something prajesh posted:

i'd rather be hated for who i am,

than loved for who i'm not. ( Kurt Cobain )

but i'm currently not me,

and i highly doubt the others liking me part

when i myself don't like my attitude now.

so, shalenee, please come back soon. thank you~

:"D

me. today. tomorrow.

i have too little time.

thus, i resort to laziness in the physical side.

my brain's still relatively empty.

that's a worry.

i'm spending quite a considerable amount of time doing homework.

now, i'm forced to revert back to my primary school days.

life is, well, life.

hopefully, i will be motivated enough tomorrow,

to get myself a decent dinner.

no more maggi. or coco crunch.

i definitely, do not want to be a mummy.

even though i kind of like the dark.

dear animals of my house and school,

i miss all of you. T^T.

about 2 weeks to trials. that little days left.

and yet... i'm slogging through my homework, instead of actually revising.

i shall start chemistry soon. :3

let me say this: i like chemistry. love even.

and most importantly, i trust my brain.

brain, thank you for your help all these times.

i look forward to more of your fabulous performances.